Eduardo Spotted Philandering In New Mexico

Y’all….Eduardo has been spotted. Though I don’t know what it means that he requested Chili Peppers while bumpin’ uglies. (I swore I’d never use that phrase: bumpin’ uglies. Fuck, I just did it again.) I introduced him to the peppers…I’m reading too much into this. Oh dear.

Anyway, this has made my night. 😀

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A local reporter caught this shot of Eduardo leaving a well-known brothel early on Tuesday morning. (Photos taken yesterday.) The ladies who serviced Eduardo said he was very polite, a good tipper, and that he asked to listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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48 thoughts on “Eduardo Spotted Philandering In New Mexico”

      1. No, no, no – definitely not knockin’ the boots. That sounds cute!
        Errrrr….can’t get myself to type out the words. Here’s a hint: two words beginning with F and P. No more hints. 😛

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      2. Okaaaaaay, but you asked for it! Cuz now I’ve gotta guess. Let me know if I hit it:
        Finger Poking
        Fiddling Pixies
        Fluffing the Pillows
        Flogging the Pope
        Flicking the Pen..cil
        Forking the Pudding

        Am I getting close? 😀 😀

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      10. Oooo, good idea! Now I’ll know what to scribble on that little notepad they all carry around! I’ll peer over my glasses with a look of thoughtful consternation, then furiously scribble “flickering passionsticks…FP..FP…furious pumpkinpushing” Oh yeah, I’m gonna have all the best clients.

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      1. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I can’t believe you called a lizard a human name.. Where you live must be really hot! And with lots of Mexicans! He doesn’t wear a sombrero sometimes? Or join you for a tequila? Ha!

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      2. Oh girl, you’re in for a shocker. I name EVERYTHING. Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about the time I had a pet tarantula called Edgar? 😀

        It’s Louisiana here, and I suppose we have a … normal? amount of Mexicans? 😀

        That bitch can’t have my tequila. Well, no. That’s not true. I share, but only because he drinks by the thimble full instead of tumbler!

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      3. Heeeeeheeeeheeheeeeeee….. Edgar the tarantula?? Even your pets aren’t normal!! You like names beginning with ED a lot!! Louisiana?? I’m surprised you don’t have a gator or two that you’ve named!

        Thimble full? Probably start drunk dialling you if he has any more!! Haaaaa!!

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      5. Oooh… You’re a little dangerous!! I wouldn’t mind one.. To Eat!! Tried Crocodile, it was a tasty meat.. That gator would be swimming around one minute, and on the chopping board the next!

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      6. Hahaha! Gator is tasty to eat…but only if seasoned properly. The spicier the better.

        My favorite memory of gators is when I was in a john boat down in the Atchafalaya Basin, coupla times I accidentally touched one with an oar. It was really cool…they’re curious critters and like to know what you’re up to and if you have an good grub!

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  3. OK…I’m laughing so hard. There’s this crazy conversation about something that starts with “F” and “P” and then, “Who’s Eduardo”. I can’t even. Maybe I’m delirious with exhaustion (it is past my bedtime), but reading the comments here has made my night.

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  6. Eduardo, you crafty fellow. You got mad Company skills. When l last left you, you were floating facedown in the Rio Grande. Now you are seen at a well-known brothel. Doing what? Draining the the lizard?

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Lay it on me!