good delightfully inappropriate. (By “inappropriate,” I mean “awesome.” And by “awesome,” I mean “don’t say any of this shit in front of a nun.”)
That assknuckle spilled coffee on my keyboard!
Bitchknacker – someone with the knack for being a bitch.
I can’t believe that bitchknacker took a nap while I was doing his work!
Those buttermilk bitchcuits have fucked me over for the last time!
Cockgoblin – an inconsiderate prick. Also, someone who gobbles cocks.
Someone took the last cookie! What a fucking cockgoblin!
Crackmuncher – someone you’re simply annoyed with.
Grandma, you crackmuncher! You burnt the cookies!
Facehole – a more satisfying word for mouth.
No spoilers! I will punch you in the facehole!
That little fucknugget broke my crayons!
Hodonkey – a person of ill repute. Or an unfortunate situation.
Or – I’m out of cookies; ain’t that a hodonkey?
Maggotbreath – someone with the breath of a thousand corpses.
*throws a mint* Hey, maggotbreath! Suck on that!
Punkernickel – a term of endearment.
Aw, look at that little punkernickel! Don’t you just wanna eat his face?
Slutface – a hodonkey.
Hey! My eyes are up here, slutface!
Soggy crack sniffer – an assknuckle.
I asked for cookies, not brownies! You soggy crack sniffer!
How about “plate”? Oh my god, he’s such a dickplate!
Or “chair”? Can you believe what that chairhole said to me?
You can also mix-and-match. How about that son of a slutfaced crackmuncher!
Lesson learned, doucheflap.