The spray struck her full in the face. She gasped in shock, then erupted into a fit of giggles.
Smirking, he pulled her back from the ledge and used his shirt to dry her face.
“Well? How was your first taste of whale spray? Gross, right?”
“No way,” she retorted with an unabashed grin, “I just felt and tasted the magnificence of nature!”
“Only you,” he laughed, eyebrow cocked and head shaking. “Anyway, you think that tasted magnificent, just wait’ll you taste what comes next.”
With a mischievous grin, he grabbed her ankles, lifted her up and slid her overboard.
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Into the water with whales? Does he want to kill her? I’ve seen those puppies fling seals. Super dangerous!
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I dunno! Ask him!
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The whale? How do you know it is a him? 🙂 Never mind, I don’t wanna know.
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I did NOT mean the whale! And I do NOT wanna talk about WHALE PENIS. PERVERT.
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Then what were all those requests for whale noises you were making?
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JOSH. THAT WAS A SECRET.
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Bwahahahahaha!
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Was it not a betrayal for you to ask me for whale noises?!? I thought you liked ME! Do I look a whale? Don’t answer that, actually.
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You just got serious points docked, mister. I can’t believe you missed the reference.
Even your whale noises cannot make up for this!
(And don’t be a dummy. No, you don’t!)
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Wrong answer. And I guess I did. Darn it! I guess I am no a leaf on the wind. 😦
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Ahahaha awwwwwww now I’m gonna cry!
P.S. MY answer wasn’t wrong. YOURS was! AS usual! How dare you forget Wash!
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Not forget, just missed! Hehe.
And your answer was wrong but I’ll let you think about how.
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OH MY GOD.
I admit defeat.
But only if you prove it.
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Well, since a blue whale’s is measured in tens of feet, I think that proof isn’t going to be forthcoming, so I guess you are not defeated.
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You’ll be the next Olympic Gold Medal Pole Vaulter!
Though, they’ll probably suspend you for unfair advantage.
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Killer or dive buddy….. You decide…. 😉
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Uhuh! See, you’re thinking right. It’s not supposed to be obvious like dummyhead before you!
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Simples….
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Cthulhu?
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HAHAHAHA! Best answer yet!
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*bows* thank you! ♡
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😀 ❤
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Whale spray? Wait till you taste what comes next? He grabbed her ankles?
Whoaaaa…this is getting X-rated.
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Exactly what I wanted you to think!
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Oh là là!
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I love whale water with club soda and a slice of lime
Very refreshing on a hot day
Great piece
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Mm I prefer lemon.
Add a shot of blubber, and it would be perfect here in the South.
Thank you, Sheldon!!
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I hope she took him with her 🙂 cool tale my friend. You’ve a dark sinister story teller mind I might add. Peace, K
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Hehehe thank you! I’ve got another one I’m getting ready to toss up there!
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I still have a few of yours on my fun file…to be read when in dire need of a smile.l..looking forward to it my friend, you do have a talent and you always crack me up….or scare me a bit😀 have a great day dear friend, yay Monday….not……😀 K
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Hahaha uh oh! I’ll try not to scare too much! 😀
And thank you so much – happy Monday indeed…….
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