Hello Peopleaneous.
Goodnight Peopleaneous.
I just got home from sushi and sake with a colleague.
Our company outsources shit to her company.
She charged the ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR DINNER to her company credit card.
I want a company credit card.
What else can I tell you?
The first half of the day was shite on a cracker.
The second half of the day was more than mildly entertaining and also a little sad.
At some point in the middle of the afternoon, I received a text message from my mother.
I have no desire to reply to it.
She removed herself from my life a long time ago.
But I have guilt issues, so time will tell.
I’ll let it stew for a few days.
And then colleague messaged that she was in town and wanted to have a secret dinner.
You see, I’m basically a peon. And because of company politics, she can’t exactly explain taking me out to dinner without taking everyone else out.
She generally only takes out VIPs or entire departments.
Then I basically watched her get drunk off wine. (She got started on her own before we even met up.)
I had an entire bottle of sake to myself. She kept pouring and pouring and pouring..
But I sipped here and there and drank copious amounts of water.
Seeing as we were there for four hours, I wasn’t even buzzed when we left.
Anything else?
That is all.
Have a deformed rat.
Secret dinner. Sounds like the name of a bluegrass funk band.
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HA! It does!
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it has no ears growing out its back, I’d consider this a regular rat
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That would have made for a FAR better rat.
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Goodnight, Stephanie! ♡
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❤
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WOW! You are hard core! I don’t know how you can stomach sake or rats. Love Sushi though x
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Haha! I love rats! …no idea why. But they’re so cute! I actually hate warm sake. But this was a coconut sake, served cold. Really yummy.
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I’ve had a company credit card…it isn’t all that glam in most cases. We had to detail our expenses to the penny, and getting reimbursed sometimes took over a month!
But a lot of sales folks have much more leeway…I’m guessing she’s the sales rep?
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Oh yes, and she’s a big time rep. She has a massive territory and is the top sales rep in her territory by several million. So I guess her people don’t mind expensive dinners on occasion. 😐
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Nope, as long as she makes more than she spends, no one will probably ever care. Sales people are a special breed! (When you directly bring in gobs of money, you get quite a bit of leeway….)
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Oh yes. Our account alone is nearly $10 million. We’re her largest account, but still one among many. She’s golden.
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LOL. When I titled my head I could see how cool he was. Thanks for sharing.
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Hahaha yay!
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Tasty rat…mmmmmm😋
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😀
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Love your rat sketch! Interesting evening?
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It was very interesting…she got pretty lit and told me all kinds of stuff about the company I work for…inside stuff that I’m not “supposed” to know. 😀
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Ooooh, I love evenings like that. Juicy gossip. 🙂
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Oh yes, she brought a lot of things into crystal clarity for me. 😀
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Glad you are getting out and using life as an experience Steph.
Be cool little lady 🙂
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Thank you, Cameron.
Even with all you have going on, you still stop by. 🙂
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Pleasure 🙂
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