I like fireworks as much the next guy, okay. They’re pretty and all that shit.
But you know what fucks me right off? Setting my fucking tax money on fire.
Fireworks are pretty, sometimes. But every time I hear them going off, the sound of my tax dollars going up in smoke drowns out even the loudest of the explosions.
I’m all for privately funded explosions. I am American, after all. But I don’t want my motherfucking city tax dollars going toward them, when they can’t even fix the sewage lines and the fucking potholes and the ridiculous areas that need new stoplights, but they let the fancypants rich pricks dictate what happens in this shithole town.
So go on, motherfuckers, set my money on fire and send it flying into the sky in colorful explosions while I struggle to pay the fucking flood insurance for a house that has never flooded.
Cocksucking monkeyfuckers.
Happy Day of Murdering Your Own Family – We were British, remember? At least the ones who came over to do the mass slaughtering and land-stealing.
I mean.
Happy 4th.
Although a pyromaniac, I’m actually siding with you on this.
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Wooooo!!!
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Cocksucking monkeyfuckers is giving me the WEIRDEST image! Thanks😐
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Isn’t it fantastic ?! 🐒🐒🐒🐒👈🏻
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😂😂😂😂 Happy 4th to you, too!!
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😂😂😂😂
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You go girl!!
I just love the way you roll Stephie!!!
Keep it real homie 🙂
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Stephie!! No one’s ever called me that before. I approve! 😊
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My pleasure treasure 🙂
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Welcome to American politics at its usual…
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Mhm. Just same shit, different day.
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Shhhhh…don’t make sense. It scares them.
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It does! And it alienates me! I’m starting to worry how little I care anymore. 😏
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I DON’T give a fuck about much, and I don’t know that I should or shouldn’t be worried about it. I mean, giving a fuck is the number 1 cause of stress, and who needs more stress?
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I knew I liked you. I wanna buy you a beer! 🍻
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