My boss is an epic bitch. I don’t mean like one of those passive aggressive bitches. I mean a full on, in your face, self-proclaimed bitch bitch.
For the most part, I’ve been fortunate enough to not be on the receiving end of her first-class bitchery. I usually witness it from the sidelines, as an anecdote, or just watching her lambast some poor fuck.
Today, that poor fuck was me. And I almost let her have it, right in front of her precious little committee. Fucking committees. I’m a fucking committee person now. Why couldn’t I be a gangsta? Huh?
I digress.
The skinny little cunt insulted me in front of her favorite little pet committee. Repeatedly. Had I done anything wrong? Au contraire. She’s pissed off because someone else is leaving the company, so she’s taking it out on those closest to her. And as her rightfuckinghand, I’m the closest one at work to take it out on.
If she keeps the shit up, I’m gonna volley Little Miss Former DA’s shitstorm right back at her. She thinks I’m sweet and quiet. She has no idea what simmers beneath the surface (and boils on days like today).
I can hang with her on most days. And at least I didn’t take it personally – like getting upset or crying or thinking I was a fuck-up. I just got pissed. I’m mostly calm now. Mostly.
Good thing the weekend cometh. There’s a cider or three with my name on it.
Easy and cool is the way.
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Agree 🙂
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Bon weekend, mon amie!!!! 😁
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Why’s it over already? WAAAH
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Tell me about it …
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Work sucks ass. Sucking it up and holding your tongue sucks ass more. Period. But the checks are necessary. 😏
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Ha! I’ll bide my time for now and hope it gets better. 🙂
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Hahaha! Well, ya’ know what they say: wish in one hand….
I suppose there’s a reason they call it work. If it were fun they’d call it….well, fun. 😃
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Ha! You speak the truth! 😂
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Unfortunately. 😏
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On another note, I first heard that phrase by a babysitter when I was like….8? Ish? I’ve never forgotten it! 😆
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It’s extremely accurate. Might as well have learned it early on. You’ll likely use for the rest of your life. 😃
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You damn right! It was a weird thing to hear…I remember being puzzled for a few minutes, but I was determined to figure it out for myself.
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Hahaha. Well, life has a way of explains shit. 😃😃
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HAHAHA! I should have!
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Great song!
Okay, so yeah, terrible. I had a Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde boss and I knew it about a week in, but I sucked it up and committed, thinking it would sort itself out all in due time (what with my incredible competence and all.) He didn’t get better, he got worse. I had to say goodbye after about a year. I LOVED MY JOB, but… No. All the Nope.
I hope this was a fluke and that things will simmer down for you, because like you said, Not Your Fault.
PS: Am bitch, but not ‘yells at people for things they can’t control’ bitch.
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I hope things simmer down after the next few weeks. Unfortunately, it will only be worse up until that point. After that, if she doesn’t calm down…I’m hunting. 🙂
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G’girl!
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Ugh, that sucks. I hate people who take their shit out on other, undeserving people. Even though I know I do it myself, sometimes. But, at least I catch myself and try to apologize for it after.
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Aw man, I know. It’s something I have such little tolerance for. But aside from my quietly ranting in little words on a screen, I don’t speak up for myself enough – way more than I used to, but still not enough!
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Dang Steph!! I’m sorry that you have found the wrath of your boss. I hope that it passes quickly 😦
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Thank you! The next few weeks will be hell, but I’m hoping she at least starts settling down after that.
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Positive vibes heading your way!!
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Thank you!
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Steph, let her have it. In a polite way. People know who they can treat like shit and who they can’t. Respect me at a minimum beeotch!
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Thanks for that, Tikeetha. I’m gonna have to teach her she can’t treat me that way…and soon.
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I’m sorry to hear this happened. Hopefully she will have some self control in the future.
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I love it
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Yo! I hate bitches. HATE THEM. Even if they’re fat, rather than skinny, c-words. How’s it going now? I have a newer blog. Come by and say hey.
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Where’s the next bit?
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A bit late, but I did it! 😂
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Good.
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