Y’all….Eduardo has been spotted. Though I don’t know what it means that he requested Chili Peppers while bumpin’ uglies. (I swore I’d never use that phrase: bumpin’ uglies. Fuck, I just did it again.) I introduced him to the peppers…I’m reading too much into this. Oh dear.
Anyway, this has made my night. 😀
https://stephellaneous.wordpress.com/2015/11/11/eduardo-the-company-man/
A local reporter caught this shot of Eduardo leaving a well-known brothel early on Tuesday morning. (Photos taken yesterday.) The ladies who serviced Eduardo said he was very polite, a good tipper, and that he asked to listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I can’t think of an uglier expression than ‘bumping uglies’. Oh wait, I just thought of one…
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What, what, what! I gotta know! Better not be knockin’ the boots. That one’s cool. 😀
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No, no, no – definitely not knockin’ the boots. That sounds cute!
Errrrr….can’t get myself to type out the words. Here’s a hint: two words beginning with F and P. No more hints. 😛
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Okaaaaaay, but you asked for it! Cuz now I’ve gotta guess. Let me know if I hit it:
Finger Poking
Fiddling Pixies
Fluffing the Pillows
Flogging the Pope
Flicking the Pen..cil
Forking the Pudding
Am I getting close? 😀 😀
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Eeeeh (negative buzzer sound)
I don’t think any of the ones you’ve guessed are that ugly, except maybe Flogging the Pope. 😀
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I just made all that shit up. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yours has something to do with fudge………..?
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*Admission of silence*
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Bahaha!! I knew it! I just couldn’t resist making up random shit. 😉
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You’re an expert in making up random shit. 😛
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YES! That shit is going on my LinkedIn RIGHT now. I’m putting you down as a reference.
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Making random shit up will come in handy when you’re a therapist. 😉
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Oooo, good idea! Now I’ll know what to scribble on that little notepad they all carry around! I’ll peer over my glasses with a look of thoughtful consternation, then furiously scribble “flickering passionsticks…FP..FP…furious pumpkinpushing” Oh yeah, I’m gonna have all the best clients.
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Flickering passionsticks! Best phrase I’ve heard for a long time!
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Yes! You can have that one. You may wanna clean it first, though.
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Ewww…I won’t ask where they’ve been.
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You’ll have to check with Eduardo… 😀
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I quite liked furious pumpkinpushing – I’m actually wheezing and crying with laughter!
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I choked up a little on that one…not literally. I’m not choking on pumpkins…oh hell, I’m fucking this all up.
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*wheeze cough splutter snot flying* laugh with tears
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😀 😀 careful which tissue you grab around here
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I’ll just use my sleeve… Probs a bit safer?
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I’ll say! And thank you – thank y’all both! You’ve made my night so much more fun!!!!
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Sounds like giving birth (not that I would know anything about that). 😉
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😀
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Hahahahaha!!! It does, now that you mention it… And I have a LOT of experience with that… Four pumpkinpushes to be precise…
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Pumpkin munchkins! 🙂
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They are! I call them my pumpkin bums – true story!
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Pumpkins DO look like bums, now that you mention it!
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Punchkins!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my word! You are hilarious!!!!
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hehehehe YAY! Thank you!!!
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Who’s Eduardo?
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I wrote a post about him, before this one. He’s a lizard that hangs out on my bathroom window sometimes. Only, he’s REALLY a CIA agent. Shhhh, it’s top secret.
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Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I can’t believe you called a lizard a human name.. Where you live must be really hot! And with lots of Mexicans! He doesn’t wear a sombrero sometimes? Or join you for a tequila? Ha!
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Oh girl, you’re in for a shocker. I name EVERYTHING. Maybe I shouldn’t tell you about the time I had a pet tarantula called Edgar? 😀
It’s Louisiana here, and I suppose we have a … normal? amount of Mexicans? 😀
That bitch can’t have my tequila. Well, no. That’s not true. I share, but only because he drinks by the thimble full instead of tumbler!
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Heeeeeheeeeheeheeeeeee….. Edgar the tarantula?? Even your pets aren’t normal!! You like names beginning with ED a lot!! Louisiana?? I’m surprised you don’t have a gator or two that you’ve named!
Thimble full? Probably start drunk dialling you if he has any more!! Haaaaa!!
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Hahaha! Drunk dialing! I love it!! 😀
Gators are cool…now I want one!
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Oooh… You’re a little dangerous!! I wouldn’t mind one.. To Eat!! Tried Crocodile, it was a tasty meat.. That gator would be swimming around one minute, and on the chopping board the next!
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Hahaha! Gator is tasty to eat…but only if seasoned properly. The spicier the better.
My favorite memory of gators is when I was in a john boat down in the Atchafalaya Basin, coupla times I accidentally touched one with an oar. It was really cool…they’re curious critters and like to know what you’re up to and if you have an good grub!
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OK…I’m laughing so hard. There’s this crazy conversation about something that starts with “F” and “P” and then, “Who’s Eduardo”. I can’t even. Maybe I’m delirious with exhaustion (it is past my bedtime), but reading the comments here has made my night.
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Sounds like we’re all under some spell of delirium! And I loved every minute of it! 😁😂
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😂😭👌
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Rumors! Damned rumors and lies!!!
#Eduardo’sbeenframed
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Hahaha!!!! I love it! And ya know…I did wonder at that pattern on his back. But…I’ve mostly just seen his belly. 😀
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Eduardo that bastard!!! 😉
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It NEVER fails! 😀
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Eduardo, you crafty fellow. You got mad Company skills. When l last left you, you were floating facedown in the Rio Grande. Now you are seen at a well-known brothel. Doing what? Draining the the lizard?
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AHAHAHAHA! Draining the lizard! I love how these comments just keep going and going….this is great!
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